May 29 2006 01:33 pm
heather of the esque-
May 29 2006 01:32 pm
Off we go to veture on beyond the glorious blue river of fungus caked blossoms, we shalt embark towards the town of caffinatedor bevergeses where nobody sleeps and everybody talks with a frequent manner of neverendingness.
Dec 23 2005 11:41 pm
Yes we will eat the food of the chicken (finger lickin good) and we shalt enjoy it emensoly, Nightmare gets sqeaumish when faced with plucked chickens though so he shalt be over behind yonder bushes regurgitating all of his stomachly contents.
-heather of the Esque-
Dec 15 2005 07:31 pm
*as we kill the last chicken* oh man that was 3 days of fighting and im starving, pulls out the deep flyer lets have KFC
-dani of the ALL SO firm ass-
*poof*
Dec 11 2005 10:11 am
They have evil in there eyes, as you fight there eyes are devoit of any hunanity... leaving just evil. The nightmares will haunt me for all my years...
-Heather of the ESQUE-
Dec 10 2005 10:24 pm
Dani flinging out her rose smelling spear, with alittle flower on the end *yells* Heather they shalt is to many of these random chickens, we must stand and fight, *looks at heather with a sad BUT brave sexy face on* Heather if we die from the talons of thee random chickens, i just wanted you to know, thaaaaat *deeps scared breath* that i love *another deep breath* *a pause* *heather looks at dani of the firm ass with cerousity* i love your, your *stutter* left pinky. *heather of the esque looks at dani of the firm ass with amazement* well that explains you always stroking my pinky, BUT WE MUST not talk now, for we fight *heather pulls out her BRIGHT pink granade launchers, which smells like a beautiful summer breeze* As we sit on her horic steeds in our fighting positions, our flowers armour blowing in the gentle breeze, as we listing to the clucking of the uncoming random chickens........ they apear atop a hill, we heel our steeds into the flock of chickens........
-dani of the firm ass-
Dec 10 2005 12:36 am
Dani of the firm ass and I, Heather of the esque, were gazing across a purple moor, or steeds dressed up accordingly in saddels and armour, instead of chain mail it was made of flower links, Dani of the firm ass spotted a disturbance over yonder hill, then the sound came...
The sounds of Clucking... Clucking... Clucking...
I Gazed from under my flower helmet visor thingy... the horror showing clearly in my eyes...
"The random chickens are apon us... we must flee"
-Heather of the Esque-
Dec 8 2005 07:30 pm
oops forgot *poof*
Dec 8 2005 07:30 pm
oops forgot *poof*
Dec 8 2005 04:33 pm
Well my personal journey started today, and it seems to be going somewhat alright, i actaully am quite confused about it all, lol oh well i still have a week and a day to figure out fully how my journey is going.
OHHHHH i like braiding flowers in my hair, UMMMM oops i ment I DO NOT LIKE braiding flowers in my hair, ummm yah im a powerfull person and way to mature to be braiding flowers in me hair *cough**cough*
-dani of the firm ass-
Dec 7 2005 08:09 pm
Our steeds are picking wyld phlowers and braing them into each others manes.
The personalnal qeust of Dani of the firm ass shalt be a success yes. I do beleive the stars are smiling at me. I was nameing them, but i named them all the same name and there is great confusion.
-Heather of the Esque-
Dec 7 2005 06:31 pm
hmmmm "ALONE TIME" hmmm arent they both like Boys, hmmmm well hmmmmm oh my
well i guess we could just mingle and HEY LOOK A FLY *slaps some random guy in the head* tee hee lol OHHHH i got you didnt i, you thought i would hit you in the head, lol muahahahahaha lol, oh man i just realized im not talking, all shakespearing.
Tis the journey shall be with held, for today our noble steeds are prancing gayfully in the bushes. Go forth noble steeds, for thee shall run tis the other diretion and cover thee ears.
Tommorow i well disembark on thee journey on thee second atemped, thee shall not fail
*runs off, leaving steed alone with nightmair*
-dani of the firm ass-
Dec 6 2005 09:19 pm
It is okay your failure is only a minor one and one day you will succeed, on a nother note i think our quest will be delayed shortly as Imsogay and nightmare have seemed to disapear to get some "alone" time.
-Heather of the Esque-
Dec 6 2005 04:34 pm
Me bladder is now empty and i have had a good nights rest, today me mission was to ask a CERTIAN SOMEONE about a CERTAIN THING, but i have failed, i have failed myself how am i to concer, the evilness that dwels in the great land of toilet trees and swirling bowl water, for right at this time i feel a great sadness has fallen apon me *tear drop* tommorow i shall try again, tis for i hope my braverness has grown.
-dani the wimpy-
p.s. imsogay is laughing at me, so much for the steed
Dec 5 2005 11:18 pm
you are forgiven
Dec 5 2005 11:18 pm
We shall disembark on our bueatiful journey and i shall look apon my self in the reflective glass and my lovely colour changing stallion Nightmare who is most frequnetly hot pink willl carry me by your side but you must first empty you full bladder of the pee.
for now i sleep cause i must go to the schoolage tomorrow
into the GREAT BEYOND
-Heather of the esque-
Dec 4 2005 11:52 pm
OH SORRY ABOUT THE SPELLING MISTAKES, i was in quite a rush, i really had to go pee *poof*
dani out again
P.S. still have sexy ass
Dec 4 2005 11:50 pm
*dani looks at heather with excitement* when shall we disembark on this great and dangouse journey? for i am quite excited, for the many great things that i for-see. I well fight by your side heather, FOR I SHALL CLIMB THE GREAT MT. PLAYBOY JUST TO FIGHT AT YOUR SIDE. *runs up beside you and poses like a great night, almost like Sur lancalot beside king auther, excepted we are girls, and you dont have a wife for me to cheat on* My lime green steed named Imsogay shall carry me on this journey, just one problem he doesnt like slimy stuff, he screels like a little girl, hmmm so much for noble steed. Anyways i shall leave you for the time being, for my bladder is quite full and i need to visit the counterclockwise or clockwise *runs ups stairs, flushes toilet, runs back down* COUNTERCLOCKWISE swirling water to empty my bladder of its contents. *runs back up stairs with a puff of smoke* *poof*
DANI OUT
Dec 3 2005 08:32 pm
Heather of the esque
Dec 3 2005 08:32 pm
Dani of the Greatapples you shall be a fine addition two our quest and together we ride on steeds of funky colours into the vast beyond let us find our way into the lands of toilet paper trees and swirling bowl water. It must be saved. *a sound of sqeeling in the distance* *Dani looks around and asked "What be that" and i reply* "T'is Baddness". The badness has gone and invaded the sacred land of toilet paper trees and swirling bowl water, but together we can save all that lovely toilet paper and bowl water. To our futures we disembark.
Dec 3 2005 03:56 pm
i like swirling bowl waterm heard it awsome to swim in, when i was a wee one, my mommy would tell me about they great land.
she said that the water always swirled counter-clockwise and amazing things happened with it did. That there was a never ending forest of toilet paper trees, as far as the eye can see, that the ground was made of white tile, or sometimes if your lucky pink.Also said that there was a vast wall, where if you look at it, you see your self,and that there is a great mountain made out of magezines called MT. PLAY BOY.
heather i shall journey with you to that land, if i die one the way, i'll atleat know that i died doing something interesting.
-Dani from the land of greatapplez.piczo.com-
Dec 2 2005 09:42 pm
The quiet road awaits us but what is beyond that shadowy bend over yonder distance. What perils we may find on a quest so very dismal.
yet great adventure is upon us, or vey near.
let us embark on our fatefull journey.
