Stay Signed In
Do you want to access your site more quickly on this computer? Check this box, and your username and password will be remembered for two weeks. Click logout to turn this off.
Stay Safe
Do not check this box if you are using a public computer. You don't want anyone seeing your personal info or messing with your site.
On one beautiful day, when the night was dark, a lovely young maiden was searching the forest for mushrooms. This maidens name was Dani. Dani loved the forest, with all it’s darkened mysteriousness, but she’d been searching all day, to no prevail. She was about to turn around and go home when she spotted the biggest patch of blue mushrooms with black spots she ever did see. She ran over to the patch and ate them up quickley. After a few moments of digestion she grew tired, and decided to take a short nap. So Dani rested her head on a pillow of soft moss.
Dani fell into a very deep sleep, and then a loud banging noise woke her up. When she first opened her eyes she felt a little disorentated but that quickley passed, but the feeling of nausea did not, unfortuantly. She stood up and streched her numb arms, she did not know why they were numb, but they were numb. Then she looked around for the source of the banging noise. As she crept around the mossiness she realized that there were things on the trees.
It was a little colony of tiny people, and they were hammering away at there houses. She went up to the nearest one and asked.
‘Hello, what are you and what are you doing’
The tiny person looked at her, and stopped hammering breifly.
“I a tiny person and I’m hammering breifly you looser”
‘What’s “Breifly you loser”’, asked Dani
‘It’s a special type of mushroom tree’
‘mushrooms don’t grow in trees, they grow in the ground’
‘Only idiot mushrooms grow in the ground magical mushrooms grown in breifly you loser trees’
‘Oh you learn something new every week’
The tiny person looked around and then stared at Dani again.
‘Dani, you have been chosen for a sacred quest of sorts’
‘Me chosen for a sacred quest, I’m just a young maiden, I know of no quest’
The tiny person produced a large silver braclet from his poket, how it fit in there no one will know, and held it up to Dani’
‘You are the chosen one, chosen to carry the bracelet of funky’
‘Ooo pretty sparkilly shiny thing’
Dani reached out to touch it.
‘No dani, you musn’t be intranced by the bracelets funky power, it is eeeeeeevil’
‘Then why do I have to carry it’
‘Oh you know the usual, some stupid tiny people were using it to go all invisy-bal and pancing farmers and pretending to be poltergeists and stuff.’
‘sounds like fun I want to try’
‘no dani, bad dani, no bracelet of funky for you, now you must take this bracelet to the home of the elves’
‘oh and wheres that’
‘Albany’
Bracelet of the funky
Chapter two
Dani had been traveling for many nights and days. She had to travel on foot because of her “faithful” steed Imsogay. Imsogay, who usually loves giving her rides to places, decided that he didn’t want to get all sweaty and ruin his “cute” hair.. Her feet hurt quite profusely, so Dani decided to rest for awhile before heading off to Albany. Her and Imsogay turned a corner and came to a roadside tavern “the prancing Pony”
“The Prancing pony, sounds like my kind of place, come on Dani I’m going to get Laid tonight”
“It’s not a gay bar Imsogay, it’s a tavern”
“It’s a gay tavern, come on”
“Whatever”
Dani knew it was futile to argue with a horney steed, so she fallowed the green stallion into the possibly gay tavern.
“You know, one of these days your getting gelded”
“You wouldn’t dare Dani, besides that would make me get fat and you don’t want a fat steed do you”
“No I suppose I don’t”
They entered the Tavern, and it was full of a large amount of people, and the loud words of Macho man could be heard blaring from the sound system.
“Damn, it is a gay bar”
“Told you”
Imsogay trotted off to flirt and Dani sat down at the bar.
“Can I get a comfortable screw on the wall?”
The bar tended looked at Dani and smiled suggestively
“Oh you bet you can”
His voice reeked of sexual innuendo and Danita stared at him in a confused way deciphering his suggestive look stared
“Well I was talking about a drink, but maybe later”
If Imsogay got to play so should she, and besides the hot bartender was really hot, and hotness is a big turn on.
WORSHIP ME!
