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Ways to torture...*
101 ways to kill Hillary Duff
(but would work for anyone you really hate)
-By Heather Thompson and Chantal Smith-
1. boiling acid
2. sabatoge her hair dryer so it will electricute her
3. two words nail gun
4. choke her to death with fishing cord
5. give her angel dust and tell her she can fly
6. Chain her to the wall with no food and see how long she lasts.
7. strangle her with her own hair.
8. Push her in the oven.
9. push her in the freezer.
10.cut each hand off And see how long she lasts.
11. poisen her make up so it'll burn up her skin
12.suffocate her with her designer shirt
13. throw her in a water tank with starved peronas
14. set cujo on her
15. Make her watch reruns of ozzy and harriet show (one of those perfect family shows from my moms decade its so annoying) and see how long she lasts
16. Give her S.A.R.S.
17. Send her to a island with cannibals.
18. burn her and her crap clothes.
19. Use her in some kind of sacrifice.
20. Send her in mosh pit At some goth rock concert.
21. Hit her with sticks till she dies
22. get sugar filled kindergarteners to chase her till she pukes than passes out then hit her with sticks
23. set a bunch of hillary haters on her see what happens
24. sign her up for extreme mu wrestling and let the dikey wrestlers kill her or hit on her (iether way she would probemly die)
25. Lock her in a cage and 'forget' to feed and water her for a month
26. Witch trials. Sound fun?
27. Beat her in the face with a sledge hammer or steel chair.
28. Poke her eyes out, reaplace them with spiked balls.
29. Cut her tounge off, then just shoot her.
30. Shove that bird she is in her throght.
31. make her eat cake till she explodes
32. stick a metle rod through her throat
33. Shishcabob her and roast her over a fire
34. flay her
35. drowned her in a vat of boiling acid (is this a repeat)
36. Drop heavy objects on her head from diffrent hights. see how long it takes befor her scull caves in.
37. Let her over does on drugs.
38. Smother her with a garbege bag.
39. Old western movies are fun. Tie her up to the train tracks.
40. Tie her to the back of a car and drive around town.
41. stuff fire crackers up her nose, light them.
42. make her eat pop rox till she explodes
43. stuff her in a box and then dunck her in meat then float her down the nile
44. make an elephant sit on her
45. chop her up into peices than take each peice to a different country in the world
46. Stick an explosive up her ass. Tell her she has five minutes to live.
47. lets test her driving skills. See if she can drive off a cliff.
48. Tie her out side in freezing weather. Put a spiked metal gag in her mouth. keep douching her with cold water.
49. cut off each finger and toe then do for the tongue.
50. Make her ware a scarf then tie the scarf to a motorcycle wheel
51.stick her tounge on a frozen pole leave her there all winter
52. strap her to a tiger shark
53. make her into spaghetti then feed her to some fat guy
54. ducttape firecrackers to her hand, might not kill her but will leave her disfigured
55. ever see plastic surgury gone wrong, (might not kill her but again see 54)
56. Send her to a male prison.
57. Make her walk hot coals. then push her on the coals when she's done.
58. Stick large metal spickes in her throught.
59.send her into the desert.
60. Mumafie her alive.
61. Stick a pencil through her head
62. feed her to starved chipmunks
63. a rail road spike through her groin
64. smuther her with cellophane
65. nuclear bomb
66. Put her in freezing cold water. Then put her in boiling hot water. Say goodbye to hair and skin.
67. Make her drink nail polish remover.
68. You know the magic trick, where someone standes in a box and they stick swords in the box? Do that exept forget the magic
69. Death by sex!
70. put her in a hole 30 feet deep and 3 feet wide.
71. that one where your in a box and they saw you in half
72. push her off a skyscraper blame it on scuicide
73. shoot her in the legs and leave her for the ants ( only wrk in austrailia or africa)
74. garbage diposial
75. death by kitty litter (use your imagineation)
75. push her down some stairs.
76. cut her open and take out diffrent orgens start with the less important ones.
78. Put her on a roller coaster for get the seatbelts
79. tie her up to a rollercoaster.
80. Make her run with scissors.
81. drown her in milk
82. carve happy faces in her skin still she bleeds to death
83. shuv rox up her twat till she dies (gross :(
84. give her a fork and tell her to stick it in a outlet
85. stick sporks in her till she dies
86. Let her and some other teen pop idols duke it out.
87. Stab her with scissors, and when their in snip away.
88. Hammer nails in her head
89. Drop bricks on her chest
90. Spiked Dildo All I'm going to say.
91. play rock music full blast till her ears explode
92. aids infected condom
93. sove a used condom down her throght so she chokes
94. make her suck a cock till she chokes to death
95. drown her in a pool full of male semen
96. Rap her up in bubble rap then push her of the top of a bildinding. see if she lives.
97.cut her with razer blades then poor salt and vinagern on the cuts.
98. put her in a room and slowly turn up the heat leave her in thair for two days while you slowly turn up the heat.
98.fill her lungs up with healium tell they exploud.
99. Rip her throught out with a pair of pliers.
100. Pig roast!
101. Roll her naked in peanut butter and feed her to starving chipmunks!!!!!